
For the last half century readers of car reviews the world over have been told by both the great and the good, and those of us still learning the ropes, that Porsche’s 911 is at its best when it's two-wheel drive, devoid of spoilers and comes with a manual gearbox. Forget the GT3 a bog-standard Carrera is really the purest way to experience what Porsche call “driving in its purest form”.
According to those in the know it’s that same story for the BMW 3-series, the Range-Rover and the Ford Fiesta too. So what exactly any of this got to do with Bentley Continental you see before you?
All things are relative of course, being a Bentley the GT V8 doesn’t exactly come cheap. The starting price of £123,850 would still bag you a nice two-up-two-down in the sleepier parts of middle England but it’s unlikely that your cottage of choice would come anywhere near as nicely appointed.
Pull open the Continental’s double glazed door and you’re greeted by acres of thick hand-stitched, quilted leather. Machined turned aluminium covers the dashboard a la Bentleys of old, and should you wish the air-conditioned seats will massage you too; even the steering wheel is heated. If your budget allows it the optional Naim audio system is a must-have too - you’d swear your band of choice were playing live on the Continental’s snug fitting rear seat.
So, interior-wise it’s Pym’s Lane perfection as usual, you’d be hard pressed to notice any differences between the V8 and larger engined Continental W12, a rectangular brake pedal rather than a round one was the only thing I noted. Outside too you’ll have to be a fully paid up member of the Bentley spotters club to really see the signs.
Those in the know will note the badges have a red background rather than the more usual black one, and possibly that the exhausts are shaped like the figure 8. The biggest giveaway however is the grille, it’s black rather than chrome, but Bentley makes bespoke cars remember, so you can bet some owners will spec a shiny one just because they can.
Where those lucky enough to spend time with the V8 will really notice the difference though is at the pumps. The 4litre twin turbo engine employs some clever technology that means not only does it produce 500bhp (not far off the W12’s 567) and sufficient torque to hurl 2.3 tonnes of Crewe’s finest coachwork towards the horizon with apparent ease – 0-62 takes 4.8 seconds – but it’s also capable of 26.1 mpg.
By de-activating the outermost cylinders in one bank and the innermost of the other, under light loads this engine runs as a V4. The transition between the two modes is imperceptible and an eight-speed auto 'box that ensures sufficient urge regardless of speed means you’ll never notice it either.
It’s that engine, it’s low speed V8 woofle and high speed devilish cackle, together with a weight saving, albeit a small one, that make the V8 Continental seem more sporty, less GT like to drive. The steering feels a little sharper, the ride a little less wafty, somehow the V8 feels more athletic than you expect it might be, and yet should you want to it you could happily cross continents in this car and arrive at your destination feeling as relaxed and unruffled as you when you started out.
The V8 Continental proves the rule. As the entry level model, not only to the range but to Bentley ownership as a whole, it provides the all of the luxury, all of the thrills and yet saves you a little cash too. Never before has being at the bottom of the ladder felt so good.
By Lia